comedians to fear ,after being on law and order haiku

afraid of Whoopi
after she leans in to Big
then she says “LAWYER”

with those big glasses
foster machete mother
run away screaming

there was chevy chase
playing part of mel gibson
“vino veritas”

don’t care what they say
they’ve been using real cases
sometimes three in one

of course they change crime
but even a third grader
can figure this out

casey anthony
melinda duckett, ray rice
anna nicole smith …

martin short scares me
smiling, choking through jail cell
robin williams too

susie will scare you
whether on larry david
or law and order