you began with skype
nineteen hours a day off
blaming all others

xp went bye bye
each day he fades in and out
slowly til his death

orange box blank stare
without notifications
pretend protection

and kind man tells you
you will not want to hear this
yes things will get worse

scrolling disappeared
email, the market, pontiff
a thing of the past

my favorite flaw
a pyramid of vowels
all other words blank

optometrist please
call the xp doctor stat
support ran away

my least favorite
when TACP doesn’t
appear in reader

then how will we laugh
users of microsoft ask
please let there be light