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i pet a dog and
i liked it he was tall
no leaning over
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balcony cardinal
girlfriend flew up to meet him
he fed her by beak.
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if the dolphin feel
like coming to the boat
they have permission.
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while in the restroom
her husband bought a car
couple were engaged
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fighting for land
haven’t “come a long way baby”
five thousand years
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“don’t go in seven feet
mama knows CPR
but she can’t swim”.
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kuthrapoly,
poly sci,polly want a cracker,
polygamy
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ducks politely surround
until bread goes
inside their mouths.
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“feel free to do
other things while you wait”
thank-you computer.
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mom says stop kicking
dad says leave here alone
just having fun
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how old is too old
to cry because you don’t
want to go home.
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“why would i bring
your sunglasses” maybe because
you love your husband.
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errinspelling 
A good wife should always bring the sunglasses
i know! that lady was so rude to her husband & in front of their friends..i almost walked down there & slapped her.
Thanks for the likes and acting as message courier. Kinda drowning here with other responsibilities–way behind on blogland. Especially love the dolphin welcome to the boat :). Wonder how many dolphins you see around there? Blog on, baby. Xo
thank-you sirena. not as many dolphin as i should.there are so many jellyfish you have to look down. i just saw 7 in an hour. they were all alive & too close.
That is one of the reasons I love tall dogs! Another very enjoyable read-Thank you!
thank-you.lol. me too. i only know a few.
You live too near a beach and I live too far from one.
you mean 50 yards is too near? because i was thinking it was too far a few minutes ago, walking up that hill.
yeah. it must be so hard to have to walk that far.
not really going but the sun is in your eyes.coming back is uphill .i know you are joking though.
It must be so hard to have the sun all the time. I get to see it once a year and that is on leap year.
lol- leap year… there was no sun yesterday.. that’s what i like.. that’s when i go .. if there is so much sun why do i have to take vitamin d…no there are 230+ days of sun a year , i think
my wife has to take vitamin d it is so bad here.
me to 50,000 week prescription.lol
that’s another reason why we need to move to utah.
oh . they have sun in utah? don’t they have donnie & marie?
they have sun, but donnie and marie are in vegas for the most part now. they have a show there.
huh. i only got to see buddy hacket & jerry lewis or maybe dean martin,one of the two, i forgot.
i want to see tim allen here at one of our casinos but it costs too much.
you have casinos? do you have belgian waffles with strawberries & whippedcream?
tell tim to lower the price.
we have casinos yep. i never go to them though. i would go if tim wasn’t so expensive.
i would too.you know you can watch him on friday night on tv, fro free & LOLeather.
i do watch him on fridays, but that isn’t enough. i want to hear his stand up and meet him too.
oh.you can get his autograph too.
i don’t really care about autographs. it is much more meaningful to just talk. autographs are just a pen and piece of paper. only autograph hounds care about that.
autograph dogs ? bloodhounds ?
only to sell them. but it is just a piece of paper. actually talking to my few heroes would be so much more meaningful.
oooohhhhh they sell them.who are the other heroes?
david robinson, jim carrey, anna kendrick.
that’s an interesting group you chose.
i am an interesting weirdo.
no you aren’t…wide range..you are diversified like a stock portfolio.
nope I’m a pretty vanilla weirdo.
and a bitter sweet chocolate.
i’m a little bit rock n roll like donny
he’s no rock and roll. he’s more of a dork.
i thought she was country & he was rock n roll
that’s what they said, but they were both just dorks.
both of them dorks…donny won dancing with the dorks?
don’t really like dancing with the stars but when they were on that show, you couldn’t get rid of them.
oh i forgot she was on too…i don’t watch it anymore…
i can’t stand all these wanna be celebrities getting all these second chances.
well we can throw tv ‘s out window, or not watch.
or be bitter about it, which is what I always do.
i am bitter about it….bitter pictures scared me…especially the eaten pizza.
i hate when people eat my pizza.
you should hate that. not just the 27 % but even i piece.
my kids don’t even get a piece when i get it.
really.i’m guessing they are awfully bitter.what kind do you get.
pizza hut with pepperoni. so good.
oh i haven’t had think & crispy vegetarian lovers in years… they don’t deliver here….in maryland or at universal orlando….mold & no pizza hut, wherever i go…my house in charleston- they did…2004 -last time i had one.
you are so deprived. how can you make it through life without pizza hut pizza.
i can’t..i really like pizza hut …but i can make a delicious one myself & i have everything; it’s just you know the wheat…it’s a lot of wheat/ bread.
we had a cookbook that showed famous recipies. we actually made a stuffed crust a couple times and it was pretty awesome.
ooohh.. that soundss good…i had one 10,000 gourmet recipes…daddy & x said i could make the same thing twice, but it had mrs andy griffith brownies…as famous a si can remember
i’m okay with eating the same thing twice. in fact that is what i do most of the time.
i am too, in fact now i eat the same thing for 3 days’s like 3 x’s a day….like eggplant parmesan or broccoli soup or leak potato & green pea soup or xyz
i eat cheese sandwiches, pasta, and pizza almost every week.
Just great.
thank-you!