klan’s confederate flag vacationing marker 44 north myrtle haiku

sounding like a gun
M eighties at 4:30
you owe me sixteen

four nexium flew
and of course tranquilizers
really needing one

a lady asks me
if i want her to help me
picking up the pills

boards where people walk
silly ocd question
thank-you of course not

daylight moon shining
red helicopter with a sign
does a loop de loop

reverse flying high
silver plane above the moon
or so it appears

confederate flag
half past marker 44
no good evil klan

i stand there staring
the flag is sitting alone
for twenty minutes

four coolers of beer
two blue, red and corina
should find a lighter

the bastards came back
staring twenty more minutes
at their stupid flag

five real big tough guys
at least five other people
one comes down half way

intimidate me
trying as hard as he can
not moving muscle

finally he leaves
they send a twenty year old
a hard yellow ball

that game in the sand
still staring at stupid flag
one hand on my hip

“is something wrong or
are you just staring at us”
like he doesn’t know

while glaring at him
i’ll stand where i damn well please
he can’t see me glare

wearing sunglasses
should have thought of an answer
before being asked

if they don’t want peeps
to stare ,then why do they have
that stupid flag there

a black grandmother
walks by with her granddaughter
she said do not look

those stupid bastards
ruining vacations at beach
almost at the top

african american
do not worry child

they take the high road
say jerks have freedom of speech
always taken this high

you take the high road
end up with isis and klan
sick of the high road

security guard
he doesn’t know which is worse
those who fly the flag

or the ones who say
that they do not understand
thinking the flyers


donald trump is nothing but a criminal from way back haiku

in only one crime
stole from 5000 victims
forty million bucks

twenty five percent
ten million was his profit
five after taxes

you have to be bad
for attorney general
to go after you

sued him for forty
then he sues for one hundred
this is his M.O.

i’l get even more
on top of my other crimes
by counter suing

sham for profit school
why isn’t he in prison
students defrauded

call this bait and switch
reason neglected license
knew school illegal

he promised a three day seminar at his fake school , he never showed up: his school had no license.his school is now shut down.. every time he does something bad, he counter sues, for even more..he did this again ,last week. his instructors didn’t even have any real estate knowledge..

listen to this, he stole 36,490.00 from art cohen for this 3 day seminar.only a sociopath can talk you into this, pyramid scheme like crime…now there is a class action lawsuit…again 5000 people gave him money. do you really believe this is his first crime…he must have a thousand attorneys helping him with all of these lawsuits against and for him.

only a charismatic sociopath can separate you from so much money and have people listen to him.
i hate sociopaths and i cannot believe this criminal is allowed on every cable channel all day & night and accuse anyone else in the world of being a criminal!!!

if he isn’t the pot calling the kettle black. he’s the criminal. why are criminals allowed to run for president. personally ,i believe most people elected president are sociopaths ,like george bush or they become one after elected. sociopaths say what you want to hear & then do whatever they please. they don’t care about anybody but themselves & that’s why the market crashed, everyone lost half their money, many lost homes & why we have isis.

obama went to play golf , after the most horrific crime , i cannot even write.i don’t know if it’s because he’s a sociopath or because he was told to look like he doesn’t care for the terrorists sake.

but i do know , the only reason donald trump has any money is because he has been stealing & telling lies his entire life.i know that as well as i know my own name & it’s very painful to watch him get away with this.and of course , he is a racist: at least people see that.

this is my favorite: donald said “he gets along with putin” . trump gets along with a murdering psychopath . think about that. and he is proud of this, and stupid enough to announce this to cnn, like it’s a good thing.you get along with him, because you are like him. of course it’s very possible they don’t even know each other and another lie.

trump told anderson cooper ,he gives money to democrat and republican lobbyists to buy favors

“donald trump doesn’t
even believe everything
donald trump says”

(from a talking head, on CNN)
he said this , because donald said mexicans will vote for him. i say , you can watch him make up lies in 1 second during interviews.anyone who has taken their business from him , is wrong & he will sue them or say big deal.
i knew it was peanuts, before he said the money was peanuts.this miserable excuse for a human should be in prison.

legally haiku and harry is a shark

sharks will keep biting
telling us their opinion
confederate flag

an expensive jog
one thousand plus entourage
chasing after you
(David Sweat)

“killer chocolate cake
wife would kill me if she knew
it’s high in sugar”
(Law and Order)

twenty five year life
one hundred out in the sea
how is that equal
(Sea World – Whales)

they kill killer whales
take babies from their mothers
mom cries forever
(Sea World)

tower of babel
all whales from different countries
don’t speak same language

this is not a joke
apparently like people

they fight and draw blood
not happy in tiny pools
they die from battle

their fins flop over
only one percent in wild
many at sea world

their dark containers
remind me of harry p.
Avatar’s Master

float in a coffin
he lives near orlando too
two peas in a pod

harry palmer cult
pyramid scheme criminal
harry writes haiku

just like donald trump
the second sociopath
in as many days

“isis is building
a hotel in syria
competing with me”

having lost harry
I forgot to write it down
don’t know where it was

starting his own scheme
he left scientology
keep profits himself

keep the piano , lose the g string haiku


could you imagine
a world where country music
would not bother you

even the blue sea
palm trees swaying in the breeze
child’s laughter in pool

hot dogs getting tans
chatter from the tiki bar
lying in the sun

white poodle pooling
has he seen a pool before
dog is not impressed

how did she carry
a piano up the stairs
helicopter lands

“my love deep blue sea”
sounds sounding much better now
“you love to love her”

“will you ever win
she will promise you heaven
would you ever try”

mellow month of may
having never had one day
for rich or for poor

i just wrote mellow
and then she started singing
“i feel the earth move”

de de de de dah
a new bird morse code signal
haven’t translation


yoda stopped by haiku

“i’m lying in bed
with a beautiful woman
who can quote yoda”

the big bang theory
never know who will drop by
leonard to penny

after i wrote this
picture of yoda pops up
yoda spoke to me

the force be with you
i had to leave off the may
it started with may

thank-you for the wish
can use any good wishes
every single one

ABC off air
CW took over
The Middle is lost

strange phenomenom
a little bit upsetting

wrote silly haiku
and the next thing that you know
HTC answers

they’d love to help me
they think this is a fun game
and write a haiku

can you believe this
cable company answers
AND they write HAIKU

you don’t wait all day
your window is ten minutes
wrote me THREE haiku

and they were funny
a delightful company
extremely funny


bill maher / haleigh cummings haiku

one in one hundred
americans are in jail
bill maher thinks it’s wrong

what if they’re guilty
murdering your grandmother
a thoughtless remark

but i’m wondering
what about the the other three

for every hundred
running around hurting us
gang members , rapists

white supremacist
who just murdered nine people
south carolina

is the one in jail
innocent for some reason
bad cop arrested

like drew peterson
who you know committed crimes
not just at his home

is there anyone
drew peterson arrested
who is innocent?

let’s just assume three
who will murder their own wife
or stab your sister

they will join isis
hide a bomb at your child’s school
stab and car jack son

he also stated
he hopes isis takes baghdad
and wasn’t joking

clearly he’s lost it
someone sold him some bad drugs
that’s who he wants free

free misty and ron?
arrested for selling drugs
not haleigh’s murder

at least they’re in jail
until someone figures out
haleigh disappeared


all i ever see
are people who should have been locked up
a long time ago
that’s the problem
drew peterson murdered two wives
michael peterson killed one wife and one woman
they both “fell down the stairs”
ronald cummings was arrested
seventeen times
before he spent the first night in jail
his entire family
grandmother, mother, father, grandfather, sister
and everyone else he knew arrested
at least 29 people have been in jail
even their bond bailsman
is said to be a pedophile
and his babysitter misty
the most evil liar
her parents in & out of jail
harmless shoplifting , drugs
both of their sons
if it’s so harmless
how did misty turn into a monster
who got rid of a five year old child
and lied to police every single day
and become a drug kingpen
selling in front of a school
where she was arrested
as soon as she became eighteen
look at the tape


duck duck doughnut ocd haiku

dollars to doughnuts
she’ll return with more doughnuts
restraining order

it’s confidential
a little bit rock n roll
abundance of jazz

ptsd leaps
even though birds are chirping
waves for calming thoughts

constitution duck
swimming while blue ripples pool
someone sneaks behind

bird flies close to you
almost cheek kissing closeness
no animal fear

back legs paddling
time for apple bob again
two days in a row

ocd duck mind
he’s in the exact same spot
mallard in psych ward

no a female duck
we needed two syllables
haiku confusion

after she dries off
she jumps back in onto rope
bobbing other end

this tourette yoga
“put lime in the coconut
and call the doctor”