Jesus didn’t have a pillow commercial

wikipedia
7000 BCE
pillows invention

man on tv states
why you should join their church
he had no pillow

fibromyalgia
my first painful thought
then is he mishuginah

(not about pillow
but what he’s talking about
why go to his church)

(not the church next door
or the one across the street
two miles down the road)

how could people sleep
watch someone come ask me why
i said BCE

egyptians had pillows
3500 BCE
years before

ask dot com says so
this would be funny if it
wasn’t haiku month

i have twelve pillows
and i’m still not comfortable
missing my feathered

if he is correct
good reason to join his church
i have no answer

thankful wasn’t there
no car wrecks or toxic mold
still i’d shoot myself

betting no guns yet
no AC,computer,bath
tv plane music…………

5 thoughts on “Jesus didn’t have a pillow commercial

  1. I especially like “if he is correct / good reason to join his church / i have no answer.” That’s a beautiful turn there.

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