be there , haiku tv

“would you like a brazillian
for your landing gear
i like a big bush”

Very Small Business
“oh mrs. barone
why are you taking your clothes off
i’m the dentist ”

Everybody Loves Ray

“but you are a man
spirit flows through us we’re all
estro geniuses”

Bob’s Burgers

“what the bloody ell
are you talking about matthew
need a lie down ”

The Librarians

“i want small olives
the little ones make the sandwiches
look bigger ”

George & Gracie

“sitting there watching
you coo over my pigeon
it looks delicious”
“gorgeous wonderful
that’s very sexy chocolate
it’s good actually”
“come come mr. bond
do you get as much pleasure
from killing as i ”
“your mussel broth sir”
“imagine that being cooked
in your own juices ”
“the pork belly
has made me kind of amorous
yeah it will do that”

The Trip

“in life there is no
such thing as a perfect
time for anything”


“one time i played seven
minutes in heaven i
was hit by a bus”

Two Broke Girls

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